the weird boyfriend

Weird, cute, inappropriate, and totally unfiltered shit my boyfriend says and does.
February 15

future babies (a skype chat)

  • me: hihi
  • me: theyd be so good at art
  • me: and acting
  • me: and singing
  • me: and hopefully they'd get my brain
  • me: and my good looks..
  • me: BUT YOUR HAIR
  • me: and my high metabolism
  • me: but your niceness :P
  • me: but my normalness...
  • Jaime: :)
  • Jaime: lol
  • Jaime: no
  • Jaime: your social skills
  • Jaime: maybe
  • Jaime: not your "normalness"
  • Jaime: you're crazy baboo
February 7
The very romantic present I got today.

The very romantic present I got today.

February 1
An enlightening Skype conversation

An enlightening Skype conversation

January 28
January 26
  • Him: You've read the Zombie Survival Guide... That's like +1 attractiveness.
  • Me: Only +1?
  • Him: +1 is a lot in DnD! LEVEL 20 IS LIKE GODLIKE ALREADY!
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“ I just thought of how we’d be if you had no arms or legs. And I was thinking of how much I’d still love you. And I envisioned us just dancing together and I dropped you. And I just imagined you falling and I got so sad at how you’d feel :(

- A strange text